egg mcmuffin

I was in the mood for one of these. I rarely buy American cheese (is it really cheese?! Should we really eating this stuff?!) but it's a must if I'm trying to recreate a McDonald's breakfast sandwich. We enjoyed ours with apple slices and I'm about to make myself a plain yogurt and blueberry parfait. You can enjoy your mcmuffin as a sandwich or as a hat as my son did.

egg mcmuffin
english muffins, split and toasted
sliced ham, fried in a grill pan (no extra oil necessary)
American cheese
eggs, scrambled and fried then cut into fourths

I know you are too brilliant to need step by step instructions so just take a stab at it.

P.S.  For sausage mcmuffins, buy a pound of light jimmy deans breakfast sausage.  Divide it into 6 equal portions.  Roll into a ball, flatten out and cook.  Place on your english muffin with cheese and eggs.